13th Beach Surf Report 21.01.18

13th Beach Surf Report 21.01.18…an onshore southerly at 15k’s with a 2 to 3ft swell…maybe a day for the UUSWS…a dedicated actronomic attribution to what are termed by the brethren of sacred surfers…The Ultra Ultra Small Wave Specialists…these are surfers who have dedicated their lives and bodies to riding the smallest most insignificant waves on the planet…twisted ankles and broken stubbed toes are a common affliction of those in this group…anyways Lorne may suffice those desires…mmm…High Tide 4.00pm Low Tide 9.57am…Monday will be a light south westerly at 6K’s and 3 to 4ft…still onshore and ugly at 13th and townies…maybe a clean wave east of townies, Fishos Torqool, Pt Addis, Pt Road Knight and Lorne…..Tuesday will be south to south westerly at 8K’s and 3ft….maybe a day for a clean small wave at Lorne…mmm…Wednesday will be south easterly at 10K’s and 4ft…ground hog day…still onshore at 13th and townies…quarantines will be firing…mmm…what to do what to do….Thursday will be south easterly at 10K’s and 4ft…onshore and junky still…stay strong…think positive thoughts…quarantines again will be firing….stay upright and make a difference Ross Rasta Surf Co BADA8A47-C2A8-4B13-8F29-A699CD324395

13th Beach Surf Report 20.01.18

13th Beach Surf Report 20.01.18…a fresh southerly wind at 15k’s with a junky 2ft swell…nothing happening of any value at 13th and Townies…maybe a tiny clean dribble down Lorne way…mmm….High Tide 3.20pm Low Tide 9.20am…Sunday will be southerly at 11K’s and 3ft…still poor surf on the open beaches…maybe a small clean wave at Pt Road Knight and Lorne….Monday will be south to south westerly at 12K’s and 3 to 4ft…the onshores continue…still Pt Road Knight and Lorne will be worth due consideration….Tuesday will be south to south westerly at 10K’s and 2 to 3ft…ditto above …..Wednesday will be southerly at 6K’s and 4ft….ditto above again…mmm….Stay Upright and make a difference Ross Rasta Surf Co 8158ECD3-0F2F-463C-B292-3E43107D9BB6

Mark Richards Twin Fin

I apologise unreservedly for this gratuitous…virtual surfboard fin porn…it reeks of hedonistic pleasure and dare I say unfettered selfish enjoyment…yes these are the Mark Richards twin fin and dolly…need I say anymore…now in the Rasta Emporium…mmm

13th Beach Surf Report 19.01.18

13th Beach Surf Report 19.01.18 Small clean fun waves at 13th and townies…offshore and Uber clean…an expected onshore by mid afternoon is expected so make the most of these summer conditions…mmm…High Tide 2.37pm Low Tide 8.40am…Saturday will be southerly at 11K’s and 2 to 3ft…onshore junky surf at 13th and townies…maybe a clean dribble down Lorne way….Sunday will be southerly at 11K’s and 3ft…more onshore drivel…maybe Lorne again for the intrepid latte escargot eating traveller…mmm…Monday will be south westerly at 15K’s and 4ft…more onshores with a building swell on the open beaches…maybe a clean wave at Fisho’s Torqool, Pt Addis, Pt Road Knight, Lorne and Kennett….Tuesday the onshores continue…maybe Pt Road Knight and Lorne for a clean wave….stay upright and make a difference Ross Rasta Surf Co B9C92735-00EC-4715-8ADB-4A6DF451D024